Craigslist dating spam
Not the dumper, not the player, and not the dickbag.
I know there are women out there who play a straight game and just want someone who’s reasonably good in bed, somewhat mentally and financially stable and who has a cooking repertoire that isn’t limited to “Nuke. Toss.” There really are good guys out there, just like there are good women. And ladies, you might want to take some notes too, because I’m given to understand this happens to y’all as well.
Before I do that, though, I want to reply publicly to a comment my first post on this blog received.
See, when I wrote my first post, I was coming from the perspective of the dumpee.
I also know the public school system ain’t what it used to be when I was coming up.
However, if you simply must answer a particular ad because she says she just adores the feeling of having man-gravy shot all over her face while her cat licks Nutella from her nipples, read the email carefully.
Example: “Just so I know you’re for real, please put your star sign in the subject line.” If you don’t get an accurate reply, trash it. Many scammers and marketers are posting ads from different parts of the world.
You’ll see things like, “Letme rap my leggs around u n shove ur big cock inside my tite lil pussy!This should be a giant red flag emblazoned with a radiation symbol.You’ll usually see these in the email after you respond.If it sounds like it was written by a machine or someone with a third-grade education who’s had a medium-grade stroke, it’s probably fake or “spun” content, which is easy to spot because of all the grammatical oddities that crop up.At the very least it was probably written by someone who has no understanding of the function of condoms and is going to have to rely on you to figure out where your junk goes.