Intimidating names for teams
I mean, let's be honest, the gridiron is the only place where a seahawk has the potential to take down a bear.
Though they are not reflected on the stat sheet, team names are an indisputable elements of our sports culture.
Seahawks, on the other hand, are actually pretty badass.
These aquatic birds of prey have long talons that allow them to swoop down and pick up fish.
This season it was trickier to come up with some new ones and it also was time to retire some classics.
For example, anything Joe Mauer-related (such as Lawn Mauers) really should be let go since the former Minnesota Twins catcher/first baseman/DH has decided to call it a career.